I went to a bunch of mom-and-pop greeting card stores looking for vintage Halloween decorations. These are my finds.

Man, I haven’t logged into Tumblr for a loooong time. Not sure if there’s any point now, but hey, if you only follow Dinosaur Dracula on here, yes, I’m still doing my thing – especially now, since it’s the Halloween season! If you wanna keep up with the site, I’m much more active on Twitter. Hope y’all are well!

Happy WrestleMania weekend! If you’re looking to kill an hour in-between all the many WWE events, we’re covering 10 great “little moments” from WrestleMania history on the latest Purple Stuff Podcast. Here’s a direct link to the episode. Enjoy!

👌 #TMNT #1990s #junkfood #ninjaturtles #cheese http://ift.tt/2ANaHgN

Ok yes those Cranberry Canada Dry Slurpees are legitimately life-changing. http://ift.tt/2j8HVDM

because your quisp (your quisp) is on my list http://ift.tt/2lKW3jt

I went to Dollar Tree and bought random Christmas junk. This is my story.

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nom nom nom http://ift.tt/2jm3s7S

Here’s my review of PEPSI CHRISTMAS COLA, which I swear is a real thing that really exists.

Hello, here is my review of Hostess’s brand new Peppermint Twinkies. They are alarmingly red.

If you want to hold onto Halloween for six more minutes, here’s my last video for the season!

I got my hands on a box of Slimer Fruit Snacks from 1991. In this video, I eat them.

wish I could approach real people with as much ease as I do werewolves with candy corn teeth http://ift.tt/2yVSLQe

here i am in vampire makeup reviewing plastic pitchforks