Marathoning Tales from the Darkside on a tiny TV that’s surrounded by toys. It’s like I’m 10 all over again.
- An old iron-on with the image printed backwards so it’ll iron-on forwards.
- A mummy dissing your ass with his version of “your mother.”
Thank you! That’s quite a compliment! Appreciate the follow and reblogs! :)
New on Dino Drac: A look at one of the greatest and most evil trading card sets ever… Dinosaurs Attack!
Thanks so much for the great response to the Dino Drac Funpacks! I guess people really do want jarred pieces of ancient cereal? If you missed the memo, here are the details!
Dino Drac’s Funpacks are back, this time on a subscription basis! A way for me to survive the upcoming super-active site months, and a way for you to get boxes of crap every month! Get all the details on Dino Drac!
This week’s yard sales brought me a few great things, which you can now read about on Dino Drac, but nothing tops the $1 double-sided super-creased Kazaam poster. NOTHING.
There is a cult of old men in cloaks who secretly run Hollywood. The leader of them mandated that laser fire in movies and television could only come from eyes and hands directly.
i’m about to go on the couch with
- seven white cheddar rice cakes
- flat soda that’s been sitting out uncapped for hours
- an ipad with “a wiki of ice and fire” loaded
basically i’m gonna read about barristan the bold until i’m out of soda and rice cakes and then collapse with a pile of crumbs and a hot electronic device on my chest
absolve me, lawd
We went to Big Lots tonight, and, uh, I kind of bought 225 packets of Ghoul-Aid. For five cents each. SATURDAY NIGHT!
Was just out grocery shopping, and I couldn’t leave without this Raphael “figure” that’s actually NOT a figure, but instead a dispenser of soap that smells like a freakin’ cherry Slurpee. Because I’m secretly ten years old.
Time for another irritating social media push! Ignore this post!
I’m Matt. I run Dinosaur Dracula. And obviously Mummy Shark.
Here are various ways to keep up with the stupid things I post, aside from Tumblr:
Oh, and Mummy Shark also has a boring automated Twitter!
PS: After the holidays, I’m planning to do a three-day Mummy Shark marathon, because the pile of little things that deserve to be scanned or photographed and hastily written about is growing LARGE.
Thought it was time to push this again. Looks like I never got around to that Mummy Shark marathon, though. OOPS.
But, yeah — you can keep up with Dino Drac things on places other than Tumblr, if so desired. Thanks!