Don’t act like you don’t wanna spend your Saturday night reading about Monster Balls.

Don’t act like you don’t wanna spend your Saturday night reading about Monster Balls.

So my CHIA ZOMBIES are doing pretty well! Here’s the “Restless Arm.” I can’t wait for these to start dying so they’ll look all appropriately decayed.

So my CHIA ZOMBIES are doing pretty well! Here’s the “Restless Arm.” I can’t wait for these to start dying so they’ll look all appropriately decayed.

God, there are few things I love more than old Halloween commercials. Come see and read about five more, tonight on Dino Drac!

Boo Raspberry Frozen Fantas at Burger King! #Halloween http://ift.tt/1mikYII

Boo Raspberry Frozen Fantas at Burger King! #Halloween http://ift.tt/1mikYII

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I made a Cereal Box for Dinosaur Dracula’s Madd Matt! I’m so glad the Halloween Cereals are back in stock. I missed Boo Berry so much!

Kickass. Thank you again for this! Love it! :)

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I made a Cereal Box for Dinosaur Dracula’s Madd Matt! I’m so glad the Halloween Cereals are back in stock. I missed Boo Berry so much!

Kickass. Thank you again for this! Love it! :)

Assuming this photo of a demon mask in a packaged marked “Christmas Decorations” gets reblogged around, I want people to understand that this is what they’re missing by not following me. Thank you.

Assuming this photo of a demon mask in a packaged marked “Christmas Decorations” gets reblogged around, I want people to understand that this is what they’re missing by not following me. Thank you.

Are you going to be doing a Halloween mood table this year?

Of course!

That’s an October 1st tradition. :)

I’m specific about that date because a lot of people — like me — start celebrating Halloween even before September rolls around. The Mood Table is meant to reinvigorate your spirit if you’re feeling “fatigued.” It’s also meant to make “October proper” stand out on its own, since it should!

Coming soon enough!

Late night post! I wrote about five more of my favorite horror movie videocassette boxes. Go and read if you’re not sleeping!
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New Halloween breads, from Pepperidge Farm.  They don’t call them “Halloween breads,” but they taste like pumpkins and caramels apples, so, they are.

Reblogging something I wrote two years ago because THIS BREAD IS BACK IN TOWN and I thought you’d like to know how heavenly they are.

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New Halloween breads, from Pepperidge Farm.  They don’t call them “Halloween breads,” but they taste like pumpkins and caramels apples, so, they are.

Reblogging something I wrote two years ago because THIS BREAD IS BACK IN TOWN and I thought you’d like to know how heavenly they are.

If you missed it last night, I did a quickie video review of this year’s Monster Cereals, both in their regular and retro boxes!
Franken and Boo Berry Fruit Roll-Ups and Count Chocula Treats… in retro-style packaging? Hell yes.

Franken and Boo Berry Fruit Roll-Ups and Count Chocula Treats… in retro-style packaging? Hell yes.

Reblogging because the glow of this particular pumpkin appeals to me in ways that border on the sexual.

It’s official! Ghostbusters Donuts will be at Krispy Kreme starting 9/29! Read the press release here.

It’s official! Ghostbusters Donuts will be at Krispy Kreme starting 9/29! Read the press release here.

Time for me to review this year’s batch of MONSTER CEREALS, both in their “regular” and “retro” boxes! Count Chocula, Franken Berry and Boo Berry are back! (Watch it here, or with additional context on Dino Drac!)

Scored three different Super Mario iron-ons from a Goodwill store today. The packages are a mess, but the iron-ons are in perfect shape. I have no idea what I’ll do with them, but you don’t walk away from cheap Nintendo collectibles from 1990.

Scored three different Super Mario iron-ons from a Goodwill store today. The packages are a mess, but the iron-ons are in perfect shape. I have no idea what I’ll do with them, but you don’t walk away from cheap Nintendo collectibles from 1990.